Anonymous asked: I miss Poose. More pretty please?

SOON OK I PROMISE

Can We Try That Again pt 2

I wrote this a while ago as a continuation off of what Jamie wrote (“Can We Try That Again?”) Hopefully this will keep some of you satisfied for a while… hopefully. 

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Anonymous asked: Is this story finished?

No, I’m just a horrible person stuck in writer’s block limbo.

I’ve also been playing a lot of Mass Effect 3

The Talk

This is something very short I wrote a while ago to keep you guys happy while I suffer from intense writer’s block with what I want to do. ANYWAYS, this is set before the Valentine’s Day themed update and around when they want to “take things slow”. Please enjoy the ridiculous way I write Peater. 

Groose

Between the nightly patrols and the early morning training, life had become pretty stressful with the amount of responsibilities I seemingly had acquired overnight. My only source of comfort had been Penny but now, with the decision to slow our relationship down, I hesitated to rely on her as much as I used to. The rules had been set and now, the closest we could get physically had been agreed on as sharing our bed. Needless to say, I had a new responsibility; restraint.

Penny seemed to pick up on the tension, and while she spent most of the time trying to fill the void with conversation, nothing prevented me from feeling awkward. This new form of chastity had succeeded in only one thing; making me nervous in almost every private encounter. I was under the impression that this new distance was, instead of helping, putting a strain on our relationship. I wasn’t really wasn’t ready to let my mind get the best of me, and following what we had agreed upon, I sought to find out more about who I believed to be the love of my life.

I figured that the people that would know Penny best would be her family, but almost immediately, I ignored the possibility of talking to Peatrice, knowing she would find a way to humiliate me even more than she already had. To me, the only other person was her father, and just thinking about asking him about Penny made my nerves stand on end. I decided to seek him out anyways, knowing deep down he would be able to help me get through this situation as best as possible.

Penny’s father, Peater was intimidating for the simple fact he was Penny’s father. He didn’t really have any other menacing qualities and just because he still knew how to wield a sword, didn’t mean he could ever take me down; not that I wanted any sort of confrontation to occur. I found him where I figured he would be on Bamboo Island, and when he caught sight of me, his face scrunched up even more than it usually was.

“Groose!” he finally developed a smile and after a strange pat on the back, I followed him as he sat down, offering a spare stool he had outside the hut he had most recently built. “What brings you out here?” he asked, raising a curious eyebrow. I gulped, wondering where I should start. Resting my hands on my knees, I exhaled, wanting to pace myself.

“It’s about Penny,” I started. Peater blinked a few times and before I could even explain just what about Penny I was talking about, he chuckled lightly to himself.

“Oh I see,” he tilted his head and I felt my expression drop. “You’re wanting to take the next step and came for advice, right?” he paused and I felt a slight panic overcome me, wondering just where this conversation was heading. “What are your intentions with my daughter?” he questioned, arms crossing over his chest.

“Um,” I stalled. “I actually wanted to ask about Penny’s interests,” I took a breath and again, Peater leaned towards me with a broad grin.

“Are you planning on taking my daughter to bed?” he held a small glare and I felt my entire face freeze once more, wondering if he could read my face. How was it that he had neglected to realize Penny and I had long ago come together, so to speak, and only now, chose to refrain from having sex. Peater’s expression softened and I pursed my lips, fearful of what he would say. “I know it must be tough, living together…” he sighed, eyes glancing off in a longing way.

“Sir huh…” I swallowed hard again, and thought if it would be appropriate to tell him I had already claimed his daughter on several occasions. “We…” I widened my eyes, already knowing I had said too much. Peater’s mouth fell open and suddenly, I felt like running for the diving platform was a good idea. Stuck to my seat however, I gripped my legs, hoping the impending punishment wouldn’t leave me crippled. However, he only glanced away before letting a large breath go.

“Well,” he held a harsh stare and I found it hard to calm down regardless of how passive he was being. “As long as you are being safe,” he barely got his words out when I stiffened even more. It occurred to me that maybe it would have been easier to talk to Peatrice instead.

“Excuse me?” I whispered, barely able to respond. Peater waved his hand in the space in front of him and I grew even more troubled by the short laugh he offered.

“Well, before you get too carried away, remember to pull out,” he paused and I could only imagine how red my face was. “You do know that’s how babies are made, right?” he sighed as I struggled to show him any sign of life. “I’m too young and handsome to be a grandfather,”

At this point, I was way past regretting my choice to come here. After a few moments, Peater noticed my discomfort and simply stared at me. I still felt a little out of place, now worried Penny’s father knew far too much about his daughter than he needed to. In my humiliation, I struggled to develop a coherent goodbye, opting to leave without better explaining myself. I knew that Penny would fix the problem if it came up later on.

As I flew back to Skyloft, no more closer to resolving the “one step back” deal Penny and I created, I felt defeated, wondering if there would ever be an end to this type of suffering. 

jackiecello23 asked: 1, 3, 6, 44 :D

1: That she is going to give birth to a baby. MAYBE.

3: That she wants a baby. MAYBE.

6: Barry White.

44: That she might be pregnant. MAYBE.

Anonymous asked: next update?

Soon. 

No really, probably tomorrow night.

:D

*edit. I lied to you, anon. The author is sick and will update before the week is out. If not you can feel free to troll me forever. 

doodlelist asked: Porn and Chocolate for Valentines? I must say thank you~~

You’re welcome :3

A Valentine

Happy Valentine’s Day! Here is a V-day themed update that I have been working on for quite a while now. Also, if you are interested, I (as in eeveevie will be singing love songs to Molly (Jakface), Jamie and Jackie tonight while Molly livestreams Groose dongs. So if you have nothing to do tonight, be sure to tune in 6PM PST and have fun~

WARNING: The following update features words and actions written by somebody who’d like to call herself a professional, under the supervision of other “professionals”. Accordingly, UH and the producers (Grooselings) wish to inform you of “intense lemon pledge”, also known as ~mature content~. Read at your own risk of heart failure and *dead*-ness. No seriously. I wrote porn for you guys.

As always, thank you Molly for providing this wonderful piece of art for this update.

Ooh Mister Groose Ooh is more like it. Anyways, ENJOY~

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Grooselings Present:

Valentines Day: The Groose Way

HELLO THERE READERS~

Are you upset about being alone this Valentines Day? DON’T BE! This Tuesday, let the GROOSELINGS take care of you! Who are the Grooselings, you ask? WELL if you haven’t noticed, it consists of a few girls with nothing better to do than stare at Groose all day long. AHEM.

This Valentines Day, join us as we give you the best entertainment this fandom of Tumblr has to offer. Here’s the schedule:

12NOON PST: I (eeveevie) will be livestreaming The Wind Waker until I beat the game (for the Nth time). 

4-5pm PST: OR YOU KNOW, WHENEVER; I will update An Unsung Hero with a Valentines Day themed chapter for your pleasure~

6pm PST: Molly, better known as Jakface will start a livestream that will most likely contain Groose dong. Cheap champagne strongly recommended. 

To run alongside the livestream, there will be a tinychat available per request/invitation (meaning you must ask for the password) where Raoul Duke… I mean Jamie (doktor-gonzo) will be dramatically reading trashy romance novels. I will also be serenading you with romantic songs.

NOT YOUR THING? Well then you can go have fun in your corner of loneliness. 

Hope to see you on Tuesday~